you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won
okay this is important information. the nail-painting emoji (“paint my damn nails”, or pmdn, as it is known) represents an attitude of earned self-satisfaction or self-confidence. one might use it after posting a good selfie or winning an argument. it says “i’m the best, so just paint my damn nails”.
this post compares the original ios pmdn to pale, non-apple imitators which cannot convey the same message. this implies that the “me” in the post truly possesses and is justified in the pmdn attitude, while others can only hopelessly try to imitate the aesthetic
I hate how people can be total dicks to you, be completely disrespectful, and expect you to respect them. But, the second you don’t respect them all hell breaks loose. Respect is not something you get because you’re older or because you think you deserve it, it is something you earn and must give out in order to receive.